New Club Looking - Humor..

by sonsofthunder 6/4/2013, 10:43 pm

Tired of the club fees and all the travel to practices and games? Tired of trying to get little Johnny on the next super team?

We have something better for you!

Why waste all your time and money chasing your dreams of little Johnny becoming a soccer superstar?

Why continue to vicariously live through little Johnny to feed your own ego and have something to brag about to everyone you know when you really know he is not that good?

Why damage your relationship with little Johnny by constantly yelling at him during games and telling him how to play soccer when you never played the sport yourself?

You don't need this and little Johnny does not need this.

We have something better for you!

Save your money.

Save your time.

Save little Johnny the heartache of never living up to your expectations while still helping him be your superstar.

What is this amazing program?

It's the Soccer Trophy of the Month Club!!! JOIN NOW!!!

For $19.95 a month you will receive one championship trophy every month of the year proudly inscribed with little Johnny's wonderful achievement.

How simple is that?

Forget the club fees. Forget the uniform fees. Forget the travel fees. Forget the hours a week chasing something that is unattainable for your son.

Save your relationship with your son but still brag about his accomplishments. Don't you already lie about how good is? You can still do this with our program.

Save thousands by joining our club.

This program is priceless but can be yours for only $19.95 a month.

You can even personalize the trophy yourself.

Classic League Grand Champion? Done.

State Cup Champion? Done.

Dallas Cup Supergroup Champion? Done.

Pre-Academy Champion? Done.

As your son gets older you can make his accomplishments even more prestigious.

MLS Champion? Done.

Barclays English Premier League Champion? Done.

But you must act quickly as this offer is only available during the month of June.