Top Ten Reason Scores Aren't Posted Promptly

Number 10: The Masons
Number 9: All commissioners are required to be out of town when games are being played
Number 8: Because we volunteered to post them
Number 7: No one gets mad when you post them promptly
Number 6: Bribes
Number 5: I didn't see any scoreboard
Number 4: Mistakenly went to a football game
Number 3: Perverse Delight
Number 2: Occupy Richland
Number 1: It's Tradition!

Ahem. . . I take offense to Number 10!

P.S. The Boys Forum is funnier than the Girls. I need to stop by more.

I called the CCSAI office about the scores not being posted. Here is the transcript of the call. Honest to goodness.
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?”
Me: “I think we are entitled to them!”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?!”
Me: “I want the truth”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You can’t handle the truth!”
CCSAI (continuing): “Son, we live in a world that requires youth soccer leagues. And those leagues must be ran by somebody. Who’s going to run them? You? You, Mr. Soccer Dad with a QPR jersey? We have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You scoff at our 1 to 3 divisions and you curse our concession stand. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That while the refs we are willing to employ are terrible, it drives the Standings. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives Standings! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at practices….you want me on that Volunteer Board. You NEED me on that volunteer board.
We use words like relegation, promotion, differential and field marshall. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent running a league. You use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time or inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very league that I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bright orange vest and walkie talkie. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “I did the job I was hired to do”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “ Your G-Damn right I did!”

omg... you really are insane!!

LOL does NOT do that justice!!! Freakin hilarious!

Madcap wrote:I called the CCSAI office about the scores not being posted. Here is the transcript of the call. Honest to goodness.
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?”
Me: “I think we are entitled to them!”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?!”
Me: “I want the truth”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You can’t handle the truth!”
CCSAI (continuing): “Son, we live in a world that requires youth soccer leagues. And those leagues must be ran by somebody. Who’s going to run them? You? You, Mr. Soccer Dad with a jersey? We have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You scoff at our 1 to 3 divisions and you curse our concession stand. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That while the refs we are willing to employ are terrible, it drives the Standings. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives Standings! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at practices….you want me on that Volunteer Board. You NEED me on that volunteer board.
We use words like relegation, promotion, differential and field marshall. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent running a league. You use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time or inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very league that I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bright orange vest and walkie talkie. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “I did the job I was hired to do”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “ Your G-Damn right I did!”

Classic sir...Classic.

Madcap wrote:I called the CCSAI office about the scores not being posted. Here is the transcript of the call. Honest to goodness.
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?”
Me: “I think we are entitled to them!”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?!”
Me: “I want the truth”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You can’t handle the truth!”
CCSAI (continuing): “Son, we live in a world that requires youth soccer leagues. And those leagues must be ran by somebody. Who’s going to run them? You? You, Mr. Soccer Dad with a jersey? We have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You scoff at our 1 to 3 divisions and you curse our concession stand. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That while the refs we are willing to employ are terrible, it drives the Standings. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives Standings! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at practices….you want me on that Volunteer Board. You NEED me on that volunteer board.
We use words like relegation, promotion, differential and field marshall. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent running a league. You use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time or inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very league that I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bright orange vest and walkie talkie. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “I did the job I was hired to do”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “ Your G-Damn right I did!”

I bow before your superior wit!

soccerisgood123 wrote:

Madcap wrote:I called the CCSAI office about the scores not being posted. Here is the transcript of the call. Honest to goodness.
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?”
Me: “I think we are entitled to them!”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?!”
Me: “I want the truth”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You can’t handle the truth!”
CCSAI (continuing): “Son, we live in a world that requires youth soccer leagues. And those leagues must be ran by somebody. Who’s going to run them? You? You, Mr. Soccer Dad with a jersey? We have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You scoff at our 1 to 3 divisions and you curse our concession stand. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That while the refs we are willing to employ are terrible, it drives the Standings. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives Standings! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at practices….you want me on that Volunteer Board. You NEED me on that volunteer board.
We use words like relegation, promotion, differential and field marshall. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent running a league. You use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time or inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very league that I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bright orange vest and walkie talkie. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “I did the job I was hired to do”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “ Your G-Damn right I did!”

I bow before your superior wit!

I needed this today awsome....

Madcap wrote:I called the CCSAI office about the scores not being posted. Here is the transcript of the call. Honest to goodness.
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?”
Me: “I think we are entitled to them!”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?!”
Me: “I want the truth”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You can’t handle the truth!”
CCSAI (continuing): “Son, we live in a world that requires youth soccer leagues. And those leagues must be ran by somebody. Who’s going to run them? You? You, Mr. Soccer Dad with a jersey? We have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You scoff at our 1 to 3 divisions and you curse our concession stand. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That while the refs we are willing to employ are terrible, it drives the Standings. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives Standings! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at practices….you want me on that Volunteer Board. You NEED me on that volunteer board.
We use words like relegation, promotion, differential and field marshall. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent running a league. You use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time or inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very league that I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bright orange vest and walkie talkie. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “I did the job I was hired to do”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “ Your G-Damn right I did!”

Holy crap that was funny!!!!!! Gracias amigo!

I just cried a little...

Jack can totally pull-off the Classic League version, 'A Too-Few Good Soccer Men'.

Madcap wrote:I called the CCSAI office about the scores not being posted. Here is the transcript of the call. Honest to goodness.
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?”
Me: “I think we are entitled to them!”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?!”
Me: “I want the truth”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You can’t handle the truth!”
CCSAI (continuing): “Son, we live in a world that requires youth soccer leagues. And those leagues must be ran by somebody. Who’s going to run them? You? You, Mr. Soccer Dad with a QPR jersey? We have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You scoff at our 1 to 3 divisions and you curse our concession stand. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That while the refs we are willing to employ are terrible, it drives the Standings. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives Standings! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at practices….you want me on that Volunteer Board. You NEED me on that volunteer board.
We use words like relegation, promotion, differential and field marshall. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent running a league. You use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time or inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very league that I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bright orange vest and walkie talkie. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “I did the job I was hired to do”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “ Your G-Damn right I did!”

Sir, I can honestly say that it is an honor to virtually know you! Made my week!!!

PS You have way too much time on your hands!

Best post o the season so far!

Madcap wrote:I called the CCSAI office about the scores not being posted. Here is the transcript of the call. Honest to goodness.
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?”
Me: “I think we are entitled to them!”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?!”
Me: “I want the truth”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You can’t handle the truth!”
CCSAI (continuing): “Son, we live in a world that requires youth soccer leagues. And those leagues must be ran by somebody. Who’s going to run them? You? You, Mr. Soccer Dad with a QPR jersey? We have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You scoff at our 1 to 3 divisions and you curse our concession stand. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That while the refs we are willing to employ are terrible, it drives the Standings. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives Standings! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at practices….you want me on that Volunteer Board. You NEED me on that volunteer board.
We use words like relegation, promotion, differential and field marshall. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent running a league. You use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time or inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very league that I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bright orange vest and walkie talkie. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “I did the job I was hired to do”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “ Your G-Damn right I did!”

Madcap wrote:I called the CCSAI office about the scores not being posted. Here is the transcript of the call. Honest to goodness.
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?”
Me: “I think we are entitled to them!”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?!”
Me: “I want the truth”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You can’t handle the truth!”
CCSAI (continuing): “Son, we live in a world that requires youth soccer leagues. And those leagues must be ran by somebody. Who’s going to run them? You? You, Mr. Soccer Dad with a QPR jersey? We have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You scoff at our 1 to 3 divisions and you curse our concession stand. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That while the refs we are willing to employ are terrible, it drives the Standings. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives Standings! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at practices….you want me on that Volunteer Board. You NEED me on that volunteer board.
We use words like relegation, promotion, differential and field marshall. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent running a league. You use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time or inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very league that I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bright orange vest and walkie talkie. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “I did the job I was hired to do”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “ Your G-Damn right I did!”

Madcap wrote:I called the CCSAI office about the scores not being posted. Here is the transcript of the call. Honest to goodness.
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?”
Me: “I think we are entitled to them!”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?!”
Me: “I want the truth”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You can’t handle the truth!”
CCSAI (continuing): “Son, we live in a world that requires youth soccer leagues. And those leagues must be ran by somebody. Who’s going to run them? You? You, Mr. Soccer Dad with a QPR jersey? We have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You scoff at our 1 to 3 divisions and you curse our concession stand. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That while the refs we are willing to employ are terrible, it drives the Standings. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives Standings! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at practices….you want me on that Volunteer Board. You NEED me on that volunteer board.
We use words like relegation, promotion, differential and field marshall. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent running a league. You use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time or inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very league that I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bright orange vest and walkie talkie. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “I did the job I was hired to do”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “ Your G-Damn right I did!”

Pure genious!!!

forbin wrote:

Madcap wrote:I called the CCSAI office about the scores not being posted. Here is the transcript of the call. Honest to goodness.
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?”
Me: “I think we are entitled to them!”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You want Answers?!”
Me: “I want the truth”
CCSAI Volunteer: “You can’t handle the truth!”
CCSAI (continuing): “Son, we live in a world that requires youth soccer leagues. And those leagues must be ran by somebody. Who’s going to run them? You? You, Mr. Soccer Dad with a QPR jersey? We have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You scoff at our 1 to 3 divisions and you curse our concession stand. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: That while the refs we are willing to employ are terrible, it drives the Standings. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives Standings! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at practices….you want me on that Volunteer Board. You NEED me on that volunteer board.
We use words like relegation, promotion, differential and field marshall. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent running a league. You use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time or inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very league that I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bright orange vest and walkie talkie. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “I did the job I was hired to do”
Me: “Did you intentionally post the scores late?”
CCSAI Volunteer: “ Your G-Damn right I did!”

Pure genious!!!

Genious doesn't even do this justice . So F-in funny it almost brought back ye old turf monster days , When people actually had a frekin sense of humor served with a side of smart ass sarcasm.

I wonder what their poster names on here are?