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Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
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Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
Funny basketball coach rant after a loss:
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/sports/2013/12/18/hln-tell-siu-viral-coach-rant.hln.html
"My Wife can score more than 2 buckets on 11 shots"
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/sports/2013/12/18/hln-tell-siu-viral-coach-rant.hln.html
"My Wife can score more than 2 buckets on 11 shots"
PitchBound- TxSoccer Postmaster
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Re: Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
INSTANT CLASSIC! That was AWESOME! He really got me at, "They must think it's a tax credit."
"I've been telling my wife this for years. Size doesn't matter." AWESOME!
(This rant was really clever. It goes right up there with "I'm a man! I'm 40!")
"I've been telling my wife this for years. Size doesn't matter." AWESOME!
(This rant was really clever. It goes right up there with "I'm a man! I'm 40!")
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Re: Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
bigtex75081 wrote:INSTANT CLASSIC! That was AWESOME! He really got me at, "They must think it's a tax credit."
"I've been telling my wife this for years. Size doesn't matter." AWESOME!
(This rant was really clever. It goes right up there with "I'm a man! I'm 40!")
Yea the tax credit statement was hilarious. I wonder what his wife has to say about the "size doesn't matter" comment
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Re: Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
SoccerCoach75025 wrote:bigtex75081 wrote:INSTANT CLASSIC! That was AWESOME! He really got me at, "They must think it's a tax credit."
"I've been telling my wife this for years. Size doesn't matter." AWESOME!
(This rant was really clever. It goes right up there with "I'm a man! I'm 40!")
Yea the tax credit statement was hilarious. I wonder what his wife has to say about the "size doesn't matter" comment
His wife says size matters and she loves it
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Re: Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
Maybe the wife recruits the players!
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Re: Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
Soccerinsanity wrote:Maybe the wife recruits the players!
OUCH!
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Re: Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
is there any pics of the wife? that could be the problem right thereSoccerinsanity wrote:Maybe the wife recruits the players!
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Re: Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
Full rant located here: Do yourself a favor and listen to it, its hysterical
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Re: Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
omega striker wrote:is there any pics of the wife? that could be the problem right thereSoccerinsanity wrote:Maybe the wife recruits the players!
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Re: Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
It looks like they go to the same barber.SoccerCoach75025 wrote:omega striker wrote:is there any pics of the wife? that could be the problem right thereSoccerinsanity wrote:Maybe the wife recruits the players!
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Re: Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
Yeah she looks like she can ball fake in the post.
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Re: Coach: I've got a bunch of momma's boys
Maybe she doesn't want to fake and that's why she's choosing the team players! They may be very skilled on her field?
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