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Post by PitchBound 12/19/2013, 9:05 am

Funny basketball coach rant after a loss:

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/sports/2013/12/18/hln-tell-siu-viral-coach-rant.hln.html

"My Wife can score more than 2 buckets on 11 shots"  lol!

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Post by bigtex75081 12/19/2013, 9:27 am

INSTANT CLASSIC!  That was AWESOME!  He really got me at, "They must think it's a tax credit."  

"I've been telling my wife this for years.  Size doesn't matter."  AWESOME!

(This rant was really clever.  It goes right up there with "I'm a man!  I'm 40!")
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Post by PitchBound 12/19/2013, 9:39 am

bigtex75081 wrote:INSTANT CLASSIC!  That was AWESOME!  He really got me at, "They must think it's a tax credit."  

"I've been telling my wife this for years.  Size doesn't matter."  AWESOME!

(This rant was really clever.  It goes right up there with "I'm a man!  I'm 40!")

Yea the tax credit statement was hilarious.  I wonder what his wife has to say about the "size doesn't matter" comment  albino

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Post by go99 12/19/2013, 10:21 am

SoccerCoach75025 wrote:
bigtex75081 wrote:INSTANT CLASSIC!  That was AWESOME!  He really got me at, "They must think it's a tax credit."  

"I've been telling my wife this for years.  Size doesn't matter."  AWESOME!

(This rant was really clever.  It goes right up there with "I'm a man!  I'm 40!")

Yea the tax credit statement was hilarious.  I wonder what his wife has to say about the "size doesn't matter" comment  albino

His wife says size matters and she loves it Wink 
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Post by Soccerinsanity 12/19/2013, 11:13 am

Maybe the wife recruits the players!
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Post by PitchBound 12/19/2013, 1:01 pm

Soccerinsanity wrote:Maybe the wife recruits the players!

OUCH!  affraid 

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Post by omega striker 12/19/2013, 1:24 pm

Soccerinsanity wrote:Maybe the wife recruits the players!
is there any pics of the wife? that could be the problem right there  bom 
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Post by PitchBound 12/19/2013, 1:50 pm

Full rant located here: Do yourself a favor and listen to it, its hysterical

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Post by PitchBound 12/19/2013, 2:01 pm

omega striker wrote:
Soccerinsanity wrote:Maybe the wife recruits the players!
is there any pics of the wife? that could be the problem right there  bom 


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Post by bigtex75081 12/19/2013, 3:06 pm

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omega striker wrote:
Soccerinsanity wrote:Maybe the wife recruits the players!
is there any pics of the wife? that could be the problem right there  bom 


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It looks like they go to the same barber.
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Post by 05Soccerdad 12/19/2013, 9:14 pm

Yeah she looks like she can ball fake in the post.
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Post by Soccerinsanity 12/20/2013, 10:41 am

Maybe she doesn't want to fake and that's why she's choosing the team players! They may be very skilled on her field? drunken 
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