Re: ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

by omega striker 5/20/2010, 5:13 pm

arsenalfan wrote:Is it even official that Elvis is going to coach at Andro. And for that fact coach the 99's at Andro. Or is this still all undecided. Funny if alot of people go to Andro with the anticipation that Elvis is the coach and PRESTO. They get someone else. That would be disappointing to some. Comical to others. Maybe it is all a ploy between the Devil and Elvis.

I know for a fact that the players that showed up at the Andro practice the other day were invited way before Marcio was headed that way but the current coach is bt far no slouch either!

by soccerdoc 5/21/2010, 7:58 am

Axxman wrote:I see that the 00 ranks have a comedian in the works......needs polishing, but it's a start. All I want to know is what color your pom poms will be come July?
If you see me running around in the ANDROMAN Suit at the MDT, make sure you say hello, I'll even throw in some comedic material for ya.

Undecided

by Speedy Gonzales 5/21/2010, 10:44 am

Axxman wrote:I presume we are talking 99s, since the 00s hijacked our thread and confused things. You know what seems comical to me, is that the drama with the 00s is also with the Texans, is that where it always originates?

Now to your question; Let me first satisfy the lawyers out there (speaking of which, where has Speedy been lately?) by stating that until there is an official announcement and confirmation, everything and anything I say is hearsay and I can not be held to any of it........, lol !

With that, I have heard rumors that we will be co-coached (unless there is a conflict with another team in which case it may be solely "The Milkman") for the MDT. We currently have two confirmed guest players making a roster of 17, but don't be surprised to see a third and final. Now, if you would like to see a schematic of our gameplan, that will cost you dineros. This message will self destruct immediately after reading so re-reading may be hazardous to your health.

Awww! You guys miss me. I've been around. Just not as much and haven't posted in a while.

by Axxman 5/21/2010, 11:54 am

I wouldn't go that far, but glad to know you're alive and kicking.

FYI, Andromeda will soon be featured in the "Got Milk" commercials.

by Speedy Gonzales 5/21/2010, 12:45 pm

Axxman wrote:I wouldn't go that far, but glad to know you're alive and kicking.

FYI, Andromeda will soon be featured in the "Got Milk" commercials.

Wow! Big cash influx, super-savior coaches, and endorsements. Do you need a good lawyer to negotiate these mega deals or are you guys going pro se (that means representing yourself and we all know what they say about those who represent themselves). Andro is unstoppable now.

by Speedy Gonzales 6/1/2010, 10:08 am

Speedy Gonzales wrote:
Axxman wrote:I wouldn't go that far, but glad to know you're alive and kicking.

FYI, Andromeda will soon be featured in the "Got Milk" commercials.
Wow! Big cash influx, super-savior coaches, and endorsements. Do you need a good lawyer to negotiate these mega deals or are you guys going pro se (that means representing yourself and we all know what they say about those who represent themselves). Andro is unstoppable now.

You never took me up on the offer for a good lawyer to help out with these mega deals. Judging by your results this past weekend, the money, coaches and players begging to play for you hasn't helped--yet. Maybe if you had a good lawyer, the results would have been better, quicker.

by go99 6/1/2010, 10:12 am

I think the andro thing will sort itself out. Lot's of nervous kids and parents. The dust will settle and a squad will come into the picture in time for the special one to begin his work. Kudos to andro in attempting to make a difference in soccer. I hope andro and FCD don't just join the texans on the darkside. We will see by next season I guess. Hey axx when is the special ones camp?

by Axxman 6/1/2010, 10:45 am

There are a couple camps slated but I haven't heard just yet if ML will be running them. I'll find out and will let you know.

by Guest 6/1/2010, 11:13 am

"You never took me up on the offer for a good lawyer to help out with these mega deals. Judging by your results this past weekend, the money, coaches and players begging to play for you hasn't helped--yet. Maybe if you had a good lawyer, the results would have been better, quicker."
Speedy....Andro was able to get a $4million cash infusion, I think they probably already have a good attorney that worked the deal for them?

by Axxman 6/1/2010, 11:21 am

Yes, a tax attorney. But we need Speedy to protect us from all other evils and help make our teams better.

by Speedy Gonzales 6/1/2010, 11:30 am

whyme wrote:"You never took me up on the offer for a good lawyer to help out with these mega deals. Judging by your results this past weekend, the money, coaches and players begging to play for you hasn't helped--yet. Maybe if you had a good lawyer, the results would have been better, quicker."
Speedy....Andro was able to get a $4million cash infusion, I think they probably already have a good attorney that worked the deal for them?

Wow, obviously another failed attempt at humor on my part. I was joking. I have been accused many times on this site of being an ambulance chaser as reflected by my (also comical) choice of avatar. This post was an attempt on my part to perpetuate that sleazy, slimy, money chasing, soliciting, predatory, albeit innacurate, stereotype. If you thought I was serious, you really need to get out more, or at least work on your own sense of humor and recognition of sarcasm. Next time, I'll warn everyone when I'm attempting humor for the slower learners in the group, like you.

P.S. for those of you who have inquired where I've been, I'M BACK, and with a vengeance.

by finish1 6/1/2010, 6:17 pm

Speedy Gonzales wrote:
whyme wrote:"You never took me up on the offer for a good lawyer to help out with these mega deals. Judging by your results this past weekend, the money, coaches and players begging to play for you hasn't helped--yet. Maybe if you had a good lawyer, the results would have been better, quicker."
Speedy....Andro was able to get a $4million cash infusion, I think they probably already have a good attorney that worked the deal for them?
Wow, obviously another failed attempt at humor on my part. I was joking. I have been accused many times on this site of being an ambulance chaser as reflected by my (also comical) choice of avatar. This post was an attempt on my part to perpetuate that sleazy, slimy, money chasing, soliciting, predatory, albeit innacurate, stereotype. If you thought I was serious, you really need to get out more, or at least work on your own sense of humor and recognition of sarcasm. Next time, I'll warn everyone when I'm attempting humor for the slower learners in the group, like you.

P.S. for those of you who have inquired where I've been, I'M BACK, and with a vengeance.

Good for us. Wait. Yawn. Stretch. Scratch. What were you saying? Something about your bad back and a good lawyer. I always thought it was the other way around. Huh. Who knew?

by Speedy Gonzales 6/1/2010, 11:49 pm

finish1 wrote:
Good for us. Wait. Yawn. Stretch. Scratch. What were you saying? Something about your bad back and a good lawyer. I always thought it was the other way around. Huh. Who knew?

WARNING TO THE SLOW LEARNERS LIKE WHYME AND FINISH1: THE FOLLOWING IS AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR.
Everyone hates us until they need us because they get caught driving drunk on the way home from the Andro training facility.

by finish1 6/2/2010, 7:00 am

Speedy Gonzales wrote:
finish1 wrote:
Good for us. Wait. Yawn. Stretch. Scratch. What were you saying? Something about your bad back and a good lawyer. I always thought it was the other way around. Huh. Who knew?
WARNING TO THE SLOW LEARNERS LIKE WHYME AND FINISH1: THE FOLLOWING IS AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR.
Everyone hates us until they need us because they get caught driving drunk on the way home from the Andro training facility.

Wow. Speedy, you are so funny. Your comic timing is spacious and your one liners are ringers. All you need is a microphone and a stage. I recommend you take your show and hit the road!

by Speedy Gonzales 6/2/2010, 9:40 am

finish1 wrote:
Speedy Gonzales wrote:
finish1 wrote:
Good for us. Wait. Yawn. Stretch. Scratch. What were you saying? Something about your bad back and a good lawyer. I always thought it was the other way around. Huh. Who knew?
WARNING TO THE SLOW LEARNERS LIKE WHYME AND FINISH1: THE FOLLOWING IS AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR.
Everyone hates us until they need us because they get caught driving drunk on the way home from the Andro training facility.

Wow. Speedy, you are so funny. Your comic timing is spacious and your one liners are ringers. All you need is a microphone and a stage. I recommend you take your show and hit the road!

Your arrogance and "I'm smarter than everyone else on this website" attitude is really annoying. You don't have to think I'm funny. I don't really care. It was really a back and forth between Axx and me so why you stuck your nose in I don't really know except that it is right on par with your "look how smart I am" mentality.

by Guest 6/2/2010, 9:46 am

So you can call me a "slow learner" and it's okay, but if he says your joke wasn't funny, he's "arrogant?" After all, you did specifically address the sarcastic comment to us
If you want to talk only with Axx, there's a PM button for that---if not, you're talking to us all. I know you've been writing on this forum for a while now, but it's still a "public" forum.

by Speedy Gonzales 6/2/2010, 9:54 am

whyme wrote:So you can call me a "slow learner" and it's okay, but if he says your joke wasn't funny, he's "arrogant?" After all, you did specifically address the sarcastic comment to us
If you want to talk only with Axx, there's a PM button for that---if not, you're talking to us all. I know you've been writing on this forum for a while now, but it's still a "public" forum.

He's not arrogant because he doesn't think I'm funny. He's arrogant based on a majority of his 453 posts. Does it hurt your feelings that I called you "slow"? I'm sorry. I couldn't care less what you or Finish1 thinks of me.

by Guest 6/2/2010, 10:03 am

Just keep telling yourself that, over and over. "It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks of me."

by go99 6/2/2010, 10:07 am

Well I got the joke and we like you speedy. You bring some interest and fire to the boards. Somebody not so afraid of what people will think or what they will say or how small the soccer world is that you will actually say something.

by Speedy Gonzales 6/2/2010, 10:11 am

whyme wrote:Just keep telling yourself that, over and over. "It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks of me."

It certainly doesn't matter what you or anyone else on this board thinks of me.

by go99 6/2/2010, 10:24 am

BTW axx. When is andro going to set it's final team? BB doesn't even have a team to play on yet.

by finish1 6/2/2010, 10:28 am

I'm still laughing! That speedy pop is one funny guy. The more he posts, the funnier het gets! Woo hoo!

by go99 6/2/2010, 10:33 am

Lol. yes but as soon as he pulls another disappearing act we will all be asking "where is speedy"

by finish1 6/2/2010, 10:35 am

Who is speedy?

by Axxman 6/2/2010, 10:49 am

go99 wrote:BTW axx. When is andro going to set it's final team? BB doesn't even have a team to play on yet.

You know the routine. Practice/tryouts again tonite and tomorrow and then Saturday morning. On Saturday, kids will be getting talked to, you know, for better or for worse. Then they always leave a couple spots open in case Messi happens to stumble on to facilities prior to signing.

by go99 6/2/2010, 10:56 am

interesting. So maybe many of the team will be mostly set by the end of the week with maybe a small amount of movement after that.

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